princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

gingerhaole:

Timothy Omundson by Maarten de Boer

If Tim Omundson were the devil, my soul would be in big fat trouble.

surprisebitch:

me surprising your man when he comes to bed

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sexyandthethief:

femme-and-furious:

pelicanchild:

naked fruit

i feel like i wasn’t supposed to see this

dont jerk off to this

sexyandthethief:

femme-and-furious:

pelicanchild:

naked fruit

i feel like i wasn’t supposed to see this

dont jerk off to this

orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

baeddeldeer:

Why do ppl get so mad when girls like themselves

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lifehacks247:

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Fall Out Boy was never supposed to get this big like we just wanted some pizza and to play songs fast."
— Pete Wentz (via trohuman)
riverlovesbowties:

New bracelet and 4 new charms!

riverlovesbowties:

New bracelet and 4 new charms!

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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lubricates:

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

and so it begins

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